Everybody knows Soccer (oh, I'm sorry Limeys, I mean "Football") is Gay.



You don't really have to look much farther than the overly-affectionate team members with their ridiculously well-kept hair - and of course the sport's inordinate fondness for Streakers.

Here are two commercials which are based on the premise that soccer fans like naked men:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIq1X7_RZk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GQICm0Gmvk